Actually, I had no part in writing this. My friend composed it, but I feel the need to post it on here because of its sheer awesomeness. I actually love it.
Mystery Poison
Come in the kitchen
I'll make you a sandwich
I've got my mystery
poison in hand, which
you will taste soon
Throw me that jar
and hand me the knife
you will be in for
the ride of your life
when you taste this
Because it's sticky
and it's tasty
and it's just for you
A mystery poison
Come now, dear
please don't be rude
just take a bite
of this magical food
it's terribly good
Because it's sticky
and it's tasty
and it's just for you
A mystery poison
Oh, come close
now listen, fast
I've got one thing
I need to ask...
do you like peanut butter?
Because it's sticky
and it's tasty
and it's just for you
A mystery poison
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